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yo mamma so fat we are in her right now

 

Your momma is so fat that when she gets in the ocean the whales start singing. WE ARE FAMILLLLY !!!

 

Your momma is soooo fat
when she jumped for joy....she got stuck.
Russel peters, hilarious man.

 

Lol

 

yo mamma is so fat , that she can't get trough door..... Gibraltar

 

Yo momma so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach greenpeace drag her into the ocean.

Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

 

Wtf does that last one even mean.

 

Shit. What are you 5 years old ?

 

What does this have to do with pictures and movies? If anything, this should be in the general part of the forum

 

your mom let me put up two pictures of her.

 

That was nice of her

 

If you can't work it out there is no point trying to explain it to you.

 

Well i can tell you this, it sucks.

 

I'm sorry?

 

lol im kidding man

 

LORD HAVE MERCY

 

your momma is so fat u have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

your momma is so fat to fuck her u have to slap her thigh and ride the wave if.

your momma is so fat her highschool picture was an aerial photograph.

your momma is so fat when her beeper goes off people think shes backing up.

 

yo mamma is so fat she has her own zip code
yo mamma is so fat she wears a form fitting poncho
yo mamma is so fat when she cuts herself shaving she leaks gravy
yo mamma is so fat she has three other mamma's orbiting her
yo mamma is so fat she killed her living girdle
yo mamma is so fat she shows up in satellite photographs
yo mamma is so fat she keeps getting hit by cars because the drivers don't have enough gas to go around her.
yo mamma is so fat when she goes to the beach she's the only one who gets a tan
yo mamma is so fat her shadow weighs 100 lbs
yo mamma is so fat she sells donkey tours down the crack of her ass.

 

Your mama's so fat, she don't have crabs, the bitch has Lobsters!