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  1. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    So I have just been forced to spend two weeks on a French tropical island. Everywhere you go there are Bikini Clad Women!! All shapes and sizes of swim suits and all shapes and sizes of ladies in them.
    Now. Ladies why the hell do you not dress like this Every Day? Well obviously not just swim suits, I don't mind if you wear lingerie instead. What Evers more comfortable for you.
    Seriously you girls need to think of a real answer?
    And don't tell me it's cold in the office, aircons been around longer than the Bikini has.
    And don't tell me your fat and ugly, that's all in your head, I promise your are beautiful.
    What, you're old? Are you dead yet?
     
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  2. At00micAsh

    At00micAsh nautically naughty

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    because your outfit of the day is situational. BIKINI's are not considered business casual attire
     
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      it's very difficult for women to be taken seriously in any setting where her cleavage, camel toe, BODY is the most interesting thing in the room.
      we dress in bikini's to be noticed. not have conversations. Modesty Has it's virtues.
       
      At00micAsh, Apr 11, 2023
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      And now I'm trying to think of what the male equivalent of a camel toe is so I can refute Yor answer..........
      Why did you have to bring caramel toes into this now it's the only thing I can think off.
      But..... No glass board room tables, no camel toe show! Ladies taken seriously!
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 11, 2023
    4. shootersa
      No.
      Oh, HELL NO
      [​IMG]
       
      shootersa, Apr 11, 2023
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    5. At00micAsh
      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      At00micAsh, Apr 12, 2023
    6. Sweetpassion
      That woman on the right. I’m pretty sure has a medical condition called Lipedema. She could diet and exercise but it wouldn’t help her condition. I hate any body shaming. Not all women dress to please men. I like that she’s feeling confident and sexy in her two piece.
       
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  3. KittyCath

    KittyCath Porno Junky

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    Offices are cold, men need it colder than women and we shiver if underdressed
     
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      Okay fine! The men can wear bikinis to work as well.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 11, 2023
    2. At00micAsh
      Toy Maker. that's easily the bumbest thing I've read today
       
      At00micAsh, Apr 12, 2023
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      Ash in happy to hear that. Good tripe is hard to come by.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 12, 2023
    4. At00micAsh
      this etire thread is the most misogynistic thing I've read here to date lol
       
      At00micAsh, Apr 12, 2023
    5. 1 Toy Maker
      I do try.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 12, 2023
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  4. luckyonehere2014

    luckyonehere2014 Porn Star

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    @KittyCath I will keep you warm!
     
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  5. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    If we all lived on a tropical island, we probably would wear them way more often.
     
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      Wait, if we’re on a tropical island, why do we need a bathing suit at all? :cool:
       
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  6. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    [​IMG]
     
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      I prefer a banana hammock for the office thanks.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 12, 2023
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      How about a kilt?
       
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  7. LadyTanya

    LadyTanya Sexy Tease

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    I think my office would be less effecient if I showed up in a bikini everyday:cautious:
     
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    1. luv2be.evil420
      I would say it's a certainty! :D
       
      luv2be.evil420, Apr 12, 2023
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    3. dumjed
      You should try it and see
       
      dumjed, Apr 12, 2023
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  8. By-tor2112overture

    By-tor2112overture Porn Star

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    I've seen some drug reps that looked more sexually provocative than a stripper with fake DDD'S In a slingshot.
     
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  9. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Men would have to be blindfolded. They couldn’t function to shop, drive, work or do anything if all women wore little to nothing all the time. Besides that…how do women tease and seduce men if they’re already flaunting their bikini everywhere? It would become the norm and leave nothing to the imagination.
     
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      The mind is the biggest sex organ. Work it. In your bikini.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 12, 2023
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    2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Trust me, @Sweetpassion, we would still fantasize about the ladies having no bikini on.
       
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      Sweetpassion, Apr 13, 2023
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  10. luv2be.evil420

    luv2be.evil420 Mighty Evil One

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    I'm going to have to go with that if they did, society as we know it would crumble :D
     
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      Hey, at least your honest so props to you for that. :)
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 12, 2023
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      I appreciate that :thumbsup::thumbsup:
       
      luv2be.evil420, Apr 12, 2023
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      On the flip side….I wouldn’t be upset if men walked around wearing hardly nothing either. But other men would flip shit!! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 12, 2023
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      I also wouldn't mind that at all ;)
      But you're so right about that...not sure what would be a bigger distraction all said and done lol
       
      luv2be.evil420, Apr 12, 2023
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      It would be a toss up! I just had to. Haha:p
       
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  11. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    In "61" we spent two months on "Ile du Levant, sort of a nude island off the coast of France. In the town, you had to wear the "Minimum" to cover genitals, but topless was okay, and in the tent campsite where we lived, nudity was acceptable, and there were no restrictions.
    Daily life at the crowded primitive campsite, meant you spent your time among other naked men and women, and it wasn't as sexual as you might think it would be. I recall one lady neighbor talking to us, holding up one of her breasts showing us a sore spot on it from being so badly sunburnt. Maybe I should have offered to kiss her bo bo.
    Our stays at small hotels, in Key West Fl. during Fantasy Fest were much more sexually oriented.
     
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      A problem for many people, thinking nudity is about sex.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 12, 2023
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  12. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    If grown men didn't act like it was the first time they saw cleavage, everytime they see cleavage, they'd see a lot more of it.
    Men want women to dress provocatively then accuse her of "wanting attention".
    When she files a complaint with Human Resources her attire is brought up.
    When a woman is sexually assaulted, the defense immediately bring up what she was wearing and if she wasn't "asking for it" by dressing that way.
    Of course, this thread doesn't ask men why they don't come to work everyday, wearing Speedos or banana hammocks. C'mon guys. Lead by example!
     
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      There are some days when I can't stand up during a video call. What they can see is all business. The rest, not so much.
       
      speakeasy, Apr 13, 2023
    3. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      I remember one video call with the VP of Service. I had my grandsons giant teddy bear in front of the camera. Everyone enjoyed the levity, even the VP.
       
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      I keep a washcloth handy to toss over the webcam if I have to stand up in a hurry.
       
      speakeasy, Apr 13, 2023
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      I used to keep the camera covered with a strip of black electrical tape. In case of really necessary meetings, I’d remove it. Reluctantly.
       
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      We don't have a lot of video calls but if it's something management has deemed "serious" they want to see faces (probably to make sure everyone is paying attention)
       
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  13. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    I cant take my eyes away from beauty, it isn't any different than if you go to the Louvre, people are standing there staring at a work of art.
     
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      Women are God's gift to the senses.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 13, 2023
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  14. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    @1 Toy Maker "now I'm trying to think of what the male equivalent of a camel toe is"

    Chris Christie Camel Toe.JPG
     
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      Not sure that’s as good a sight as a c/t on a lovely lady.
       
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      Looks like he's got his lips spread too.
       
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      I think I’ve seen it called a “moose knuckle”
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 21, 2023
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  15. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    When I first got my drivers license I was driving down the street in my father’s car. I seen this girl across the street wearing a tank top. I got hypnotized by watching her boobs bouncing up and down, and I sideswiped a few parked cars.

    When I was older (18 ) and driving my own car. I was stopped at a red light behind some guy. I was watching this girl walking across the street on the other side. She had an incredible ass, like a ripe apple. I thought I seen the guy in front of me staring to move so I hit the gas and rear ended him. The light was still red. So I don’t think it’s such a good idea, for me anyway
     
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      There's a reason insurance is mandatory. Like bikinis should be.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Apr 13, 2023
    2. deegenerate
      When I was a teenager, I was walking along the sidewalk, and there was a guy pulled halfway out of the driveway at this apartment complex waiting to pull out into the street. He gave me a smile and put his car in reverse to back up so I could walk in front of him, and hit the car behind him. lol
      I felt kind of bad for him.
       
      deegenerate, Apr 14, 2023
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      Did you atleast ease his pain with a boobie flash?
       
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  16. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    I was thinking more along the lines of "a budgie smuggler"
     
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  17. Blank2u

    Blank2u Porn Star

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    My body would never look good in a speed-oh bathing suit.
    Nuff said...
     
    1. speakeasy
      99% of the guys I've seen wearing a Speedo didn't look good in it.
      They were designed for guys with Olympic swimmer type bodies. Not guys with "Frequent the All You Can Eat Buffet" bodies.
      You should wear what you're comfortable wearing and not worry about what other people think looks good on you.
      If you do dress a certain way because you want women to look at you, you have to be able to pull it off.
       
      speakeasy, Apr 14, 2023
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      Yummm, yummm, I do enjoy food!!!
       
      Blank2u, Apr 14, 2023
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  18. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    The unsung heroines of the workday bikini movement: Stay at home housewives.

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  19. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    I will surely miss living on a boat during the warmer months.
     
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  20. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    This trend doesn't seem to be catching on. I did not see one single bikini at work today.
    I think I'm going to have to register a world wide movement or something to help it gain some traction.
     
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